Underworld: Evolution

By Mal -
2 out of 10
Pants. But then I’m not one for vampire flicks anyway, so it didn’t stand much of a chance. My instinct to give it 2 rather than 1 must mean it has at least one redeeming feature, though. Question is, what is it? Oh yes: Kate Beckinsale in rubber. :)

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Dave Miller said…
Not so hot then! :)

I've seen the first Underworld, which I enjoyed. Yes I know it's no masterpiece, but as a bit of entertainment it was ok. It beat Van Helsing anyway!
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