Bee Movie

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2 out of 10

I'm really struggling to find anything good to say about this film. The storyline was awful, the comedy weak, it did nothing to further the progress of animation and was filled with characters you wanted to stamp on.

Dreadful. And I shall waste no more time on it.

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